Me: Mum do you need any help cleaning?
Mum: No
Me: Do you need help cooking?
Mum: No
Me: Do you need any help with anything?
Mum: For Gods same no go away stop bothering me
An hour later
Mum: FOR GODS SAKE YOU DO NOTHING TO HELP ME I ASK YOU TO HELP AND YOU DONT YOU DO NOTHING YOUR LAZINESS TEARS THIS FAMILY APART